Today, I want to talk about tortillas. I love them. As a person from the Western half of the US, I grew up eating them in a variety of dishes.
I strongly dislike corn tortillas. I have the feeling part of it is a textural thing: I hate how they tend to dissolve in enchiladas and how grainy they are. It also might be a culinary flexibility thing (This is something I highly prize in my ingredients, and is why I don’t buy cucumbers.): who (besides people with gluten intolerance) have corn tortilla burritos and quesadillas?!
But I also suspect my dislike is due to never having a fresh one straight off the conveyor belt. In my family, we get the prepackaged ones straight out of the plastic bag from my local big chain grocery store. Not ideal, I know. I reserve the right to change my opinion of these things after I go to Mexico and eat some fresh warm corn tortillas flavored with a healthy dollop of ambience and lard.
In my opinion flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas but they have one problem: they are not available in Brazil.
This is the true injustice of the world. [dramatic swoon]
But, alas, I am a modern American girl who is willing to face her problems head on. I carpe all the diems and don’t take no for answer (unless we are talking about cliffs or burning buildings… then I’ll take no for an answer.)
One day, I craved tortillas and so I set to looking for a recipe. It can’t be that hard to make flour tortillas, right?
One ill-fated and magical summer I had an awful job (at Subway) and an awful apartment in the middle of Boston (Allston, Linden St.). I spent the summer working 6 days a week at a job whose only real perk was the free ‘food’ and free Starbucks. Half the money I made that summer went to rent. The other half went to cheap wine, savings, oatmeal, and delicious impulse buys at Trader Joe’s.
I think the fateful day was a rainy day and it was probably way past my lunch time. I only had whole wheat flour, butter, water, and baking soda. All of the recipes I looked at involved lard or corn or baking powder. My not-fully functioning pre-frontal cortex made the decision that I could just substitute lard with butter and baking powder with baking soda. And while we’re at it, my pre-frontal cortex whispered to me, why even use a recipe? You work in the restaurant business! You are practically Anthony Bourdain! Recipes are trying to keep you down. They are the man. Screw the man!
(I was living with a bunch of Anarchists. I blame the second-hand smoke — cigarette and otherwise.)
Needless to say, the resulting unpalatable mess turned me off of making my own tortillas for many years afterward. It became a culinary Everest of sorts. A challenge I was not willing to take on ever again, or rather, not willing until the craving struck in a place where it was impossible for me to get pre-made flour tortillas.
As you can hopefully tell from the above anecdote, I did not make this recipe up. I would not subject myself to that trauma again! This particular recipe has entered a heavy rotation in my house. It is extremely forgiving (if your measurements aren’t exact… no worries), keeps well in the fridge and is freaking DELICIOUS.
Homemade Flour Tortillas (via Foodess.com)
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1/4 cup vegetable oil (Soy oil, Canola oil are ok substitutions. Don’t substitute olive oil.)
- 1 tsp salt
- 2/3 cup warm water
1. Combine oil and water. Add to medium-ish bowl with flour and salt. Stir to combine.
2. Knead dough until smooth. (Original recipe says to knead for 3 minutes… My attention span is not long enough for this and I generally have other pots on the stove.)
3. Divide dough into 8-10 equal pieces, rolling each piece into a ball. Put in bowl and cover with plastic wrap or a plate. Refrigerate for 30 mins.
4. After your dough has rested it is time to roll out your tortillas. On a lightly floured surface roll out each ball to about 6-8 inches in diameter.
5. Cook in skillet or large flat-bottomed stock pot. (Don’t grease your pot/pan. Unless you really messed something up your dough will not stick… I promise.) Cook your tortilla over medium-high heat until preferred doness is achieved. About 30-60 seconds on each side.
6. Wrap finished warm tortillas in clean dish towel to keep warm. Eat immediately or refrigerate for up to a week.
7. Enjoy not making my mistakes.